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Some awful maths jokes

I’ve been annoying Nathan with these all week.

Why is D6 better for the environment than Z6? Because it doesn’t commute.

Which bit of Jessop’s does René Descartes like best? The Konica section.

What goes well with a curry and can compute any recursive function? NAND bread.

A colleague claims to know the secret recipe for authentic Coca-Cola. How does he proves this to you without revealing the recipe? With a zero-knowledge protocola.

In the Music Hall of Fame, which guided visit takes you from James Brown up to George Clinton in the quickest time, but is best enjoyed while under the influence? The add-joint funk-tour.